Good Kobold Sense #1 (Expedition to Undermountain)

It's hard being the only creature in a party with sense.

It's worse when you're lost and alone in a sea of gnomes. You can't get away from them. Suddenly, they're everywhere you turn. A teeming, squawking, dripping mass of gnomes, and they all want to try to sell you things. Things that they made, or things that they found. More than likely, even a few things that they stole off some poor murdered kobold. Worst of all, when you finally descend into a suicide hole just to get away, you realize that you can't get the smell of them out of your clothing.

Io is an incredibly tolerant god, but surely even he would need to strangle a few gnomes here and there under the right circumstances!

It's hard being the only creature in a party with sense, but it's even harder to be the only creature in a party who's trying to display tolerance for other, lesser races (i.e. all of them, but most especially gnomes).